I am not a cat lady.
I can't be a cat lady.
They make me itch.
Even if I take the tiny pink pills,
unsightly little red bumps will follow if we cuddle on the couch ...
"I'm sorry Meatball, but you can't come in my room."
"Meatball it's 5am, please be quiet. You're going to wake the others."
"Meatball, stop following me."
"Please go home, I have to cross the street."
ok ... maybe I'm going to miss this little Korean mess of a cat.