if the men wore red pants and danced,

if the men wore red pants and danced,
if they sang and were naked and handsome,
if they amused women, and were amused by women,
if they carved the stools they sat on,
and embroidered their own emblems
this would be a lovely, lovely world to live in.

It began with Lawrence  ... and gets its sweet conclusion from the first Lady of the Hot Dog.