She blows my mind.

Dickish But Wise

The Reason ....

Our chariot ...

The host ...
The Fun ....

I'll Melt Your Banana!

Let's play a game called spot the boys at Melt Banana ....

This is what roadies look like in Korea.
They are also very polite and let strange girls with cameras have full access to their stage.

Thank you Mr.Hat.

How Many Andreas Can You Count?

Everyone thinks you're a darling, don't they?

Please excuse me while I geek out for a second ....

.... but thank you HBO.

Thank you.

Here Mandu! Here Kimchi!

While their owner is away, me and the little ones will play.





Today I learned that Koreans like you better when you are walking a dog, especially two small little white darlings. Little old ladies who usually scowl in the general direction of me and my short skirts smiled and said hello, men didn't give me quite so sleazy looks, and little children yelled at me from their car windows.
Kelly, consider yourself warned.

Where the real people roam close to where all the real waves break

land o lakes
Originally uploaded by ;;&;;

Thigh, I would like to meet you.

I Think You Should Know That .....

BYOM

Just another Thursday night of....

......ping pong .........

......Family Mart drinking ......

..... pole dancing .....


....oh, and there was this .....

Which proved to be too much fun for some.

For June

Annie Teacher: What have we been talking about this week?

Class: Tools!

Annie Teacher: Good! And what do we do with tools?

Class: (every kid yells out the name of a different tool)

Annie Teacher: Good. We can build things with tools, like houses and castles. What do you want to build?

June: Teacher! TEACHER!!! ME!!!

Annie Teacher: Ok. June.

June: An Annie Teacher store ... everything is Annie Teacher. Annie Teacher books, Annie Teacher magazines, Annie Teacher dolls ... ANNIE TEACHER!

Good Morning?

Peep Hole
Originally uploaded by The Green Album

5:55am ............ my buzzer rings ....... I push the button and see that there is a sober looking mildly attractive Korean guy standing at my door. I push the button and ....
Me: Hello?
Him: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Him: Is ??? there?
Me: No, good bye.



6:13am ......buzzer rings again .............same guy.
Me: Hello?
Him: Hello, is B??? there?
Me: No.
Him: Can you please open your door?
For some strange reason I agree to this but realize that I need to have more pj's on before I open the door
Me: Ok ... one minute .... one minute....
Him: Hello?
Me: One minute ... one minute ....
OPEN DOOR
Me: Hello?
Him: Hello. My brother, B, is he there?
Me: No, nobody is here.
Him: Oh, (smile) can I please come in?
Me: No. Bye.