My voice can kill kittens

Friday began up in the sky ...

.....it was a gathering to send off (for now) this guy .....

The new ladies on the block.

Paige never met a pylon she liked that night.

...and then there was nori bong.

The boys were great. As for me, let's just be polite and say that my voice is best suited for lip syncing.

Once Upon a Time I Lived in Montreal ...

Once upon a time we went for bagels at 6am après trop fin du monde ... .... we blew bubbles in the kitchen .....

.... and swung from the ceilings ....

.... the little green fairy was a good friend ....

.... and we'd dance the night and hipsters away .....

..... then run home naked.

Ah .... tu me manques .....

For The Man Who Has Everything

...and now for a man eating bacon ice cream.
NYTimes

officially

I am now officially an alien, which means I can officially open a bank account and officially buy a cell phone. I officially swear I will do both ... soon ... by the end of the week ...officially.

This little toe is happy

Size 9 - it exists!

If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance

Last night we went to a Korean club.
They're a little bit different than the ones back home.
Here a row of men in suits greet you at the door then they take you by the hand and lead you to your table.

It's all bottle service, fruit platters, oh ... and then the dancers show up and it's all a blur from there.

Suddenly it's 7am and you're walking home.

Koreans garden everywhere.

I love Koreans.

Early morning walking club.

This little beast came out of nowhere and barked at me for half a block. I think she was scolding me for my unladylike partying ways.

Greatest bike pedals. Ever.

Whether It Be A Grain of Sand or A Rock, In Water They Both Sink Alike.

If Wikipedia is to be believed, when this Korean film hit Cannes in 2004 Quentin Tarantino, the then President of the Jury, fought for this movie to win the Palme d'Or. Once you see it you'll know why.
Turns out the incredibly sweet and gentle guy from the movie that left me feeling warm and fuzzy for days is also one of the cruelest bad ass villains to ever hit the screen.

Busan - More like Robotsan

Ever get the feeling that you're being watched by giant robot apartment buildings?

Say Cheese!!! Teacher what?!

For those of you keeping score at home that's $18 for shredded cheese, $20 for mozerella (skim!) and 27 bones for butter.
Dairy you are dearly missed.

We like to watch you laughing

I'm still not over this song.

My camera is about to get a whole lot prettier!

I want every single thing they sell.
I don't consider that greedy.

Last Night's Battle Scars