She put the miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, 

She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,

 She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?  

We never did find that thieving wench, but we had a great time.

Thanks Improv in Toronto.

Btw - Part of the fun was getting a stranger to write words of wisdom on your arm.
I asked an older woman to help me out and she wrote "love, grace, mercy" on my wrist.
I may have to get a tattoo.
Sorry mom.